We all remember Bud and Kelly Bundy, but what about the duds in this group?
First, a disclaimer. I hope this doesn’t start any any lawsuits. All of the stuff on this list is only for fun and each of the stories concerning the characters are made up by me.
Because these characters have been SOOOOO forgettable, I didn’t even go through the trouble to search for their non-TV names. For those who want to fill us in on any of the winners, just publish your comments.
Without additional adoo whacka doo…here's your Top 10
10. Full House - Stephanie Tanner
Stephanie continues to try to to recreate that ‘ol TV magic. Surprisingly, she continues to go by her TV name Stephanie Tanner. She feels that if she tells enough people about how she used to play on a popular sitcom she may be remembered. She’s currently in therapy trying to rid herself of the desire to inhabit the body of Mary Kate or Ashley Olsen.
9. Family Matters - Judy Winslow
Judy was quite a prize, unfortunately her mother was constantly on the set teaching her to say, ‘what choo talkin’ bout Willis?!’ After repeated efforts to make her mom believe that THAT was a different TV show, the producers needed to let Judy go. She has been seen aimlessly walking the streets yelling, ‘DY-NO-MITE!’ - also from a, uh… completely different show.
8. Everybody Loves Raymond - Michael, Geoffrey and Ally Romano
These three stooges had been hardly ever seen or heard on the show. They must be relatives of the director or something. After not getting any respect, they decided to found their own street gang referred to as the CRIBS - since they all have really nice houses. Sadly, the gang was short lived. Their first actual try at criminal activity in East L.A. was a botched robbery at a neighborhood drinking establishment. Ally had her front two teeth knocked out and Michael was shot in the leg. Geoffrey limped away with only a sprained ankle and dirty undees. The story never made the news.
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7. Home Improvement - Mark Taylor
Even the other cast members would whisper to each other about Mark. They would typically would ask, ‘Who IS that child’. After the show Mark was wont to do some gambling on the corner lot. It turns out he was pretty good at it and Tim Taylor was not. Mark had the final chuckle when he won all of Tim Taylor’s syndication rights and royalties from the show in a game of go-fish. Solid!
6. Roseanne - D.J. Conner
This one is a real head case. He grew to become manic and aggressive when is onscreen sisters continued calling him names like Dirty Joe Conner and Dork Jam. “THE NAME IS D.J.’’ he would yell. The non-stop teasing and harassment pushed D.J. to really think about his situation and that of others like him. He decided to start his personal charity that helps youth who wish to get back at those they hate. If you would like to donate, visit his web site at w3 dot youguyssuckandiwillgetmyrevengeoneday dot com
5. The Simpsons - Maggie Simpson
Maggie is now the Mayor of Springfield. She was victorious in a runoff election against incumbent Mayor Quimby after a stirring debate where Quimby answered each question and was determined to be a complete fool. Even though she has not begun talking, she rules with an iron pacifier.
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4. I Love Lucy - Little Ricky Ricardo
As you know, Little Ricky was the son of his way more famous mother and father Lucille Ball and Ricky Ricardo. Since he feared rejection and didn’t want to attempt to measure up to his father or mother’s stature, he chose to just keep living in the 1950’s. The last we heard was that he was working as a fueling station attendant and doing side work as a milk delivery man dressed like a cowboy.
3. Who’s the Boss - Johnathan Bower
Just check out this little cheese snatcher. I barely remember this TV show anyway and that makes this kid that much more forgettable. Johnathan has really honed his talents over the years though. He’s YouTube famous for his gift of being able to waft any fart and tell the person precisely how much loose change they've got in their pockets.
2. The Nanny - Grace, Brighton and Margaret Sheffield
It’s hard to get more forgettable than these three prizes of cinematic lore. After the show ended, all of them showed up for taping for almost 10 days till security advised them that the show was over and escorted them out. The undaunted trio went on to crank up a number of failed businesses such as the Online Virtual Rest room and the Sluggie, a wearable alarm clock vest that punches you in the face when it’s time to wake up.
1. Growing Pains - That Little Dude in the Front
I couldn’t even find this kid’s stage name. He’s the king of this cast of fools. Should you ever wanted to be a forgettable sitcom kid, you can only dream to be as dismissed as this poor goof. We’ll name him Bones Seaver. Bones was a little bit of dreamer. He had this insane idea about how he could connect with a bunch of cool boys and girls and maybe pick up some chicks online. He was going to call it Facepages. He contacted his cousin Mark Z. and Mark told him that it was a crummy thought and that he ought to move on it and go get himself a real job. Bones listened to him and decided to make the best of his shift supervisor position at Bob’s Fat Boy Burger.
OK, that’s it. Do you wanna add to the carnage?
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