Life …pretty cool statements

1. If time doesn't wait for you, don't worry!

--------------- just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life!



2. Expecting the world to treat u fairly coz u r a good person is like

----------------expecting the lion not to attack u coz u r a vegetarian. Think about it.



3. Beauty isn't measured by outer appearance and what clothes we wear,

---------------but what we are inside. So, try going out naked tomorrow and see the admiration!



4. Don't walk as if you rule the world,



---------------walk as if you don't care who rules the world! Now that's Attitude…!!!



5. Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did

---------------and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did!!!



6. He was a good man. He never smoked, drank & had no affairs.. When he died, the insurance company refused the claim.

---------------They said, he who never lived, cannot die!



7. A man threw his wife in a pond of Crocodiles?

---------------He's now being harassed by the Animal Rights Activists for being cruel to the Crocodiles!



8. So many options for suicide: poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building, lying on train tracks,

---------------but we chose Marriage, slow & sure!



9. Only 20 percent girls have brains to get married, the rest have boyfriends!



10. All desirable things in life are either

--------------- illegal, banned, expensive or married to someone else!



11. Laziness is our biggest enemy- Jawaharlal Nehru.

--------------- We should learn to love our enemies- Mahatma Gandhi .







So, now you do the math.



13. 10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving.



--------------- that means 90% of accidents are due to driving without drinking!.......