Great Jokes and joke ideas for Christmas

Great Jokes and joke ideas for Christmas

Why not try out your own joke this Christmas, or even write them out and cut them up and insert them into your christmas crackers.

You could seperate the questions from the answers so some one gets to ask the question and another person has the answer.

The options are huge, you could even do a treasure hunt to match the answers, with a reward for each correct answer found (number the question and answer so you're sure you have got the right answer and have no squabbling)

Here are the jokes - feel free to add some of your own.

What kind of paper likes music?
(W)rapping paper

What do you call a crate of ducks?
A box of quackers

What's white and goes up?
A confused snowflake

What wobbles and flies?
A jelly-copter

What athlete is warmest in winter?
A long jumper

What's the fastest thing in water?
A motor pike

What's furry and minty?
A polo bear

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a grasshopper?
A wooly jumper

What is black and white and noisy?
A zebra with a drum kit

What do you call a man who used to be interested in tractors?
An ex-tractor fan

What do you call a woman who stands between two goal posts?
Annette

Why did the man get the sack from the orange juice factory?
Because he couldn't concentrate

What's brown and sweet and glides around an ice rink?
Bourneville and Dean

How did the Vikings send secret messages?
By Norse code

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?
Dam

What's orange and fizzy and comes down the chimney at Christmas?
Fanta Claus!

Hear about the man that collected five thousand door knockers?
He won a nobel prize

How much must you know to be an auctioneer?
Lots

What cereals do cats like?
Mice Crispies

Which players in an orchestra can't you trust?
The fiddlers

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